When I saw the News Of The World headline about the Premiership footballer and the teenage prostitute my first thought was:
“Why would a decent human being with so much going for them want to get involved with somebody lives a life full of sleaze, depravity and moral turpitude.
But as I read the story I realised the girl was not much better herself.
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Little Nicky Machiavelli 