Politicians tell lies; its not big news, just part of what politics is about. We all tell lies. I had to work late darling, It was a bargain, reduced in the sale, the cheque is in the post, of course I love you, no your bum doesnt look big in it, its perfect. Little white lies intended to keep us out of trouble or spare peoples feelings. Politicians little white lies can turn into big purple lies though. I did not have sex with that woman,
Now there is a new colour of lie, big Brown lies. A big Brown lie is about promising one thing and doing the opposite. And then denying there is a contradiction.
We must reduce carbon emissions by 50% over the next thirty years.
If Heathrow Airport in not expanded British businesses will not be able to compete.
No contradiction there of course, a new generation of emission free jets could be just around the corner.
This government will put the welfare of workers foremost.
We must relieve business of the burden of health and safety restrictions.
To enjoy the benefits of citizenship people must accept the responsibilities that go with it.
We must not drive away the wealth creators with heavy taxes.
OK, so if someone is rich enough to qualify for non-domiciled status, tax is voluntary.
Then there is the loony plan to force the return to the workplace of severely disabled people like me and bendygirl, author of the excellent benefit scrounging scum blog (guaranteed to attract Daily Mail Readers and give them a glimpse of what it is like to be disabled in the bureaucratic dictatorship that is 21st century Britain.
The draft of this plan proposes people who can walk two hundred yards or get around in a wheelchair and can use a computer can hold down a job. Well I can walk two hundred yards. Then not so far the next time. Then the third time my brain starts to shut down. Its not a stereotypical after effect of strokes, but people who have had strokes tend to differ so widely. I would love to be able to work but were I to do so my quality of life would disappear. Still I would be a productive economic unit.
Things like the quality of life for disabled people do not matter to the government, the only things that matter are the votes of the fifty thousand or so floating voters in Nimbyland marginal constituencies who will swing the next election.
The Prime Minister does not care about fairness or justice, only about getting re-elected. So for the next two years at least you can expect big Brown lies and their consequences to become a part of your daily life.