Let’s Think About Labours Successes

In a last desperate bid to preserve some credibility Tony Blair asked voters to think about Labour’s successes before casting their vote. Little Nicky Machiavelli asks the same of you. Since coming to power Labour, the people’s party have:

Successfully sold of most of the nations (our) remaining public assets for knock down prices not to us but to American owned multi national corporations;

Lied about Weapons of mass destruction to drag us into an unwinnable war;

Contracted out work in the public sector to contractors who are far better equipped to raise invoices than to deliver services;

Given the Scots and Welsh their own national assemblies at enormous cost but without any benefit to either the whole nation or its component parts;

Introduced Private Finance Initiatives in health and education that allow contractors to charge exhorbitant management fees for managing new hospitals and schools they have not actually built;

Reduced road safety measures to a form of taxation;

Abandoned investment in public transport because forcing people to have their own cars brings in more revenue;

Screwed up the pension system;

Screwed up education;

Screwed up tax credits;

Screwed up the National Health service;

Screwed up everything else.

So please before you vote, think about Labour’s successes. And then vote for somebody else. ANYBODY ELSE.

4 thoughts on “Let’s Think About Labours Successes

    1. Yeah but…no but…yeah but

      They won the war in Kabul, but in the rest of Afghanistan the taliban and the warlords are still shooting.

      So like George Dubya’s vicory in Iraq, it was only a presentational victory.

      “ooh look, here’s a dead raghead, that means we won, now let’s fuck off before his mates turn up.”

      They have succeeded in having more sleaze scandals that John Major’s tories so credit where its due I guess.


  1. I distantly but vividly remember a widespread graffiti slogan that appeared across Salford in the 1980s ( don’t ask what the ferk I was doing there ).

    Quite simply;
    ” Put SHIT on your ballot paper”

    I would intrigue for days after reading the scrawl on the wall, whether the author meant to inspire us to write the actual word or smear the actual substance. I suppose he’s leaving it to our degrees of disillusionment?

    Right then Nick, give them ballot paper counters a surpise unfoldment tonight!


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